I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.

i am canadian i whisper as i chug maple syrup and also spell words with u’s

I am AMERICAN I shout as I freedom

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❝ The two-disc set will include over three hours of unreleased material, with features that provide insight into how the film was made, interviews with the cast and crew, and details about some of the story lines that differed from the book — like President Snow’s character (Donald Sutherland) and the role of the game maker (Wes Bentley). An eight-part documentary entitled The World is Watching: Making of The Hunger Games delves into the behind-the-scenes aspect of creating the film. The extras also include the full-length “Propaganda Film” shown during the Reaping. ❞

EW (x)

(Source: mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou)

  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
  • Straight person: I support gay rights.
  • Ignorant person: Gay.
  • Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
  • Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
  • Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
  • Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
  • Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
  • Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
  • Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
  • Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
  • Straight person: ...
  • Ignorant person: oh...
  • Straight person: Go fuck yourself.

brakhage:

i used to be a person but now i’m a blog

Mom, Dad… Meet my boyfriend.

louis-u-sexy-beast:

isnt he so muture? :)

(Source: iwant-tobang1dx)


“I’m just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, ‘Nobody’s eating bread—I just had to finish everyone’s burgers.’ I think it’s really important for girls to have people to look up to and to feel good about themselves.”

puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost)

When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
  • Me: omfg send help I'm dying
  • Them: what?!
  • Me: i can't even omg
  • Them: you can't even what?
  • Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
  • Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
  • Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
  • Them: .....what is that
  • Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
  • Them: ....riIiiiight
  • Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
  • Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
  • Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
  • Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
  • Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
  • Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
  • Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
  • Them: .....
  • Me: literally dead omfg
  • Them:
  • Me: SOBBING
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
❝ Everything you can imagine is real. ❞
Pablo Picasso (via girlwithoutwings)

(Source: quote-book)